Arm Wrestling

MWAHAH
so today is a fliday
andddd and and and and and anddddddddddd
anyway if you know anyone that has like little kittens or a catt or somethinggg that needs a homeee ill be glad to takeee it. but my mom has some conditions.
a) must be a domestic breed
ORR
b) must be a unique color
c) just basically differenct or freakishly cute
ahahahah iunno my moms spesho..
humhumhum
so today in english we basically had a free period in the library

and so heres mayanne arm wrestling mayy with their left

and may arm wrestling nisa with their right

There once was a man named micnaksghinnigan something doodoodoo

Okay, MY CAT IS GONE it was like persian or something and it went missing the day we were goign to get its bed and crap.
GRR DAMN YOU JAMBU DAMN YOU!
but if i do manage to get a kitten im goign to name it MUSHU!!!! <3
aahahah jambu and i had a special connection he would follow me if i was eating something. meh. AHHAHA. awwwwww i miss himmmmmm he was cool and always responded to me when i said something he would go MEOWWWWWWWW. maw maw maw. :(:( beh beh beh oh wellllllllllllllllllllllllll

yes yes we have plentiful videos for jU!

anyway me friendo from KK ELAYNEEEEEEE my lovah, came down to BOONEIIIIII this weeeekend to chillllll B) and yupyup.

The overview of the day by lovely lovely elayne

THE REST IS NOT IMPORTANT TO WATCH, AT ALL. ITS JUST RANDOM THINGS

Elayne eating some sour candy stuff
may is in the back going eh oh
and nisa is talking about how she looks constipated and theres a toilet nearby

Some weirdo danceish sitting in chair thingy. AHAHA

We’re weird sistahs
nisa is like. making actions to the beauty and the beast song and getting it oh so wrong even if she does know the song quite well. yes yes disney ish cool. and may makes out with her wallet *snicker*

Eating icecream
Ice cream is good
the hua-ho dairy queen icecream doesnt melt as fast as the mall dairy queen icecream
ive noticed that.
humm.

yes yes i like eatingg okayy haha im not like one of those anorexic bulimic girls k? AHAH
weee
well enjoy the rest of your weekend!
gosh i miss the holidays i still have hw to do

cmonn letsh be random

May playing some Wii YOOOOOOOOOOOOWZA.
sorry about the messy upstairs living room, its like half omani living room, and half gym place thingy for me brotha and dada… hehehe all the random crap gets pushed upstairs

Nishas bored, and talking about an eraser -_-;;
yesh i know you like my bug on the chair, its shmexy.

oh right
P.S.
IIIII CANNNNN DRRRIVEEEEE!!!
mwahaha
may can drive automatic
and i can drive manual

oooooooohhh yeahhhh B) who’s pimpin, saya is el pimpin yooooo:)

First Video Blog Entry

MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA
FIRST EVA.
bleghelh
nerds and gummy bears
maya et jubjub
thin and ribbed for your pleasure
dipped and plain
nisha shisha and mayooonaise

EL testing uno uno uno

Le fini , it was our first take cus we pimps yoooooo

p.s., yesss i got a haircuttt with the bangs like that pshawww but they are supposed to be side swept bangs but the lady cut them too short so they look retarded if i put it to the side right now waaaait till they growww little butt monkeyss!!

A Post Office filled with Lazy Farts.

I’ve pretty much been caged in this hellhole until school starts *sigh*. BUT..anyways today I had to go to the post office in a massive rush to send some things back to my brother. And well, we got all the sheets and things, but we didn’t have an envelope – so Mumsie and I figured we could obviously get one at the post office…coz well post = mail = envelopes…right? SO we arrived at the post office, pressed the button,got our number, and eventually we were called up. We asked the lady at the counter for an envelope – and guess what..i swear,i couldn’t believe it, the lady said “No we don’t have any envelopes.” ! WHAT KIND OF POST OFFICE IS THIS!?!?! WHAT DAMN POST OFFICE (A PLACE THAT SENDS MAIL IN ENVELOPES) DOES NOT SELL ENVELOPES!?!??!C’MON!!

I felt like smacking a ping pong paddle right across her face..sheesh…not only because they didn’t have envelopes at a post office but because she was being a major bitch-o. Well in my opinion she was anyways. Like we were walking up, and she saw us..and she purposely called up the next number – like WTF?! but those people kindly let us go before them. phewy. BUT thats not the end of my story. So after driving all the way to Bismi to buy an envelope, we drove all the way back with everything ready. Once again, we pressed the button, got our number and waited. and waited. annnndd waited. WHY we had to wait so long you ask? Ya see,  all the ladies working there were in one ickle circle chatting their little heads away. What made it worse, was that they saw us come in, they saw us press the number and they saw us wait. We even went up to the neighboring counter and stood there like Dodo’s trying to make them come, they saw us and just left us there. They talked for a good 5mins to 10mins while we waited oh so patiently.HAH. I was furious,but course, being me – i don’t really show it..i kinda just slapped down the envelope and asked them to register it and all that snaggle.

Gah. the whole thing doesn’t sound so annoying when i type it up here for y’all to read. But trust me, if you were in the same position – I’m sure you would’ve been hella furious with these bitches.

WEELL.. good luck to y’all who are doing last minute coursework shanaggles!  MAy

Vroomvroom-ing ,decapitating Choy Sim and murdering millipedes!

Vroom Vroom-ing 

So today i had my third driving lesson with my parents..ooowahhh flashy eh? err..NOPE! Well, my first lesson was at Tungku beach – drove around the abandoned parking lot did some sexy parking and turning, then my second driving lesson consisted of doing some hardcore off-road driving! hahahah….nono it was just on the beach -_-’ . That was yesterday, and now, after my third lesson i must say…I’m pretty damn good! Well i don’t wanna toot my own horn but I’m just saying that i reckon I’m better than my brother – WHOOOO is turning 20 and still has his L (Learner) license…HAHAHAhaha. Imma get my full license before him, hopefully and then drive around wherever,whenever!  ( and kokonutz, if you are reading this….you can kiss my tanned ass!) OHHH..and todays highlight: Maymay nearly backed up into a car, hahahahhaa…coz i forgot to check my rear view mirror and just started going in reverse. The dude behind me was honking his horn like crazy, and being the deaf monkey i am, i didn’t really hear it. BUT, thanks to my daddy..he pulled the hand brake, and everything was AAAA OKAYY!

 The Decapitation

After getting back home, my mum asked me to help her with tonights dinner. hahaha..and lets just say it was time to show off my kung-fu skills in the kitchen :D OHHH YEAH BABY, i cut that Choy Sim right up with my machete, it squealed as i grasped it with my cold kungfu grip – and then it got decapitated with a clean slice across the jugular vein HAHAhaha..kk…maybeee it wasn’t exactly like that but you get it. =)

 Murdering Millipedes

So, after decapitating the Choy Sim – i was asked to do some gardening hahahaha. Well…i didn’t really do any “gardening”, i was just running around my yard with a large knife and them gardening forks And by the title, you can only wonder what i did with those wonderful tools. MWAHAHAH…I’m so gonna get my ass kicked by karma!

Anyhonks i charged my mum $20 for my hours’ worth of work…hahahah…I’m one expensive worker =)

I’ll take all ya money like a sneaky gradeA whore!    MAYY