FRANKFURRRT and the no.2…..

menge-gen-geh! HAAA-LO! woo..after a 12 to 13 hour flight – i’m feeling rather pooped but nonetheless excited. I must admit, it’s pretty nice over here. The weather is just perfecto…a nice 15 degrees outside so theres no need for jumpers blah blah jackets etc. I’m in the hotels’ business centre right now, free internet baby, woohoo! and its fast….well everything is faster outside of Brunei if ya dig..hahaah.

So heres the plan, today we wonder around Frankfurt until we are physically dead- then we go back to the hotel and sleep. hmmm..then tomorow morning we are off to Munich. Thennn after that its Austraia,Hungary and eventually Switzerland. Its a shame that we kinda skipped Italy,but its all good. hmmm..There is a small possibility that we might go to Lyon and Nice, in France. But heck, who knows, this trip was planned at the last minute, things haven’t been confirmed.hahaha.

OOOOOOWEEE..do i have something gross for y’all. You know how on planes, theres a toilet and this morning right after breakfast there was a nice lil surprise in the toilet. It was disgusting, i swear…my god..i could’ve died right then and there. Well, as i was saying, there was something IN the toilet hahaha…gahhh..twas horrible, the stench of it is etched into my nostrils. Anyways, there was like a number 2 left behind..i mean COMEEE ONNN..have some decency people! For crying out loud, if you take a crap, at least flush it down properly! GAHHH! the poor lady stewardess had to spray room deo in there, she went in, pinched her nostrils and sprayed;and kept on spraying. hmmm.i have my suspicions on who did the number 2, i reckon it was the guy 2 rows behind me with his wife. Tall,brown hair with sprinkles of white beginning to show,  wearing a beige suit and pants to match, brown leather shoes…yepp…thats him. Tsk tsk..shame on you, taking a big shit in a plane and not flushing properly!

Well – other than that – nothing interesting has happened hahaha. Hopefully i’ll get some internet in the other places i go to and give ya updates. Till next time folks! 

LOoooOOOVe….maymayyyy

*vroom vroom*

ahhh..Tonight i’ll (hopefully) be off to Frankfurt land and then i’ll actually be there tomorrow morning! woohoo! Well i’ll see you chums when i get back ( the 8th i believe), and we’ll spend our summer holidays doing meaningless stuff! =D

lotsa love love loveeeee….mayyyyy =)

Goodbye Mr. Walters

Crap, i just woke up for a nap i just wanted to rest my eyes not freakin take a 3 hour nap
now i hurt like crap
youchies!

anyway today was our last math lesson with mr. walters. and the add math kids came to join us as well. I think we’ll all miss him very well i mean out of all the teacher we have there were only two that are cool. Mr. Walters because you can feel at ease in his class and he’ll still help you out and we can make fun of him! but he makes fun of us too. Because we are “smelly children who understand every as clear as mud” and all that other stuff. Oh and the other teacher is Mr. Klein cus we can talk about alot of controversial topics and use edgy language and he wont mind.

At first mr. walters wouldnt show up for class and we just thought you know that he was sick. So when he finally came back in we would always cheer and soon it became our thing. YOU HEAR THAT SET 2′S THING. you guys just tsk tsk cant do it right add math. Um, ahaha. BUt later on when he announced that he was leaving we finally realized why he was and that he just definately could not stay in Brunei.

Aiyeee. T.T bon voyage mr. walters

the PAIIIIIIIIINN!

Oh dear god – this ruddy headache has been around for what…2 continuous days?!? It hurts like a big monkey, up to the point where i could actually tear up and cry like a little sop. Is it a darn migraine? I don’t know what thats like,never had one – but if this is what it feels like..then holy shart!! The pain just pulsates throughout your whole head, when you stand up, when you sit,when you do a lil’ jig there – gahhh its horrible. =’(

Anyways, other than that, not much has been going on excepttttt the fact that itssss the LAST WEEK OF SEKOLAH BABYYY! WOOO!

Oh, but but waitttt! go check out the new SIMPSONS trailer if ya haven’t seen it yet =]

Yours spanking-ly mayam

fiiiiiiirday

So today we had that award ceremony thingy. Crap I was so sleepy by the second half i was practically falling asleep.
Mays brother came home from Aussie today.
Oh and we went out:) finally some time to enjoyyyy ourselves.

So first we had planned to go bowling but it turns out they are having a competition thing there so we’ll have to postpone it to sometime this week. hehe.

Anyway May and I arrived in kiulap at about what 6? and I hadnt eaten anything for about 6 hours. so I needed dinnerrrr.
hehe. We went to Thien Thien, i know some of you may have a different opinion but to me Thien thien is awesome for chicken rice. I mean when I was abroad i missed it and i never eat any other chicken rice unless its from there SO HA!

Kiulap, I find, is kinda fun to walk around in hehehe. Wellers we walked to Qlap mall *oooo ahhh* and met up with Shaz, Liam, and Ishan. Then Adi cameeee and we left all the boys to wait for Toma. tsk tsk.
WE WATCHED SURFS UP!
I think it was quite cute especially since. oh . nothing. shaz may and i didnt make annnnything yellow minded in the movie*snicker*
eheheh

The movie ended sooner than we thought and we ended up walking around the mall. Kemudian, we decided to go to excapade! blegh im not realy good at this blogging thing with all the describing and crap
here are pictures

Toma Adi Liam

Ishanananan

Adi and Liam

Mayy

May Nisa Shaz

Liam and his chopsticks

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In conclusion, twas a kickass night, my toes hurt from those damn etnies. ANDDDDDDD The holidays are coming up

Awesome.

Some people may have seen some of these videos but yeh..its soooooo cool!. It’s from these japanese shows and i have no idea what they’re saying BUT the stuff they do is just outta this world and downright AWESOME!!!

So there ya go – 3 videosss to watch

Ping pong game

Food fight

The Shadow i personally find this one a little freaky…haha

maymaymaymaymaymay

yumyum.

Anywayss heres some sexy sexy stuff on ze net.

HOW TO KEEP GIRLS HAPPPPY

1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say “could be better”. This will keep her on her toes. And girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries, this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs – they love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she’s sleeping. If she is say “you better be”, repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things … they usually mean the most. Then when she’s sleeping, steal these things and break them. This will kill off her spirit and mean she’ll remain yours forever.

7. If you’re talking to another girl, make sure she’s looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words f**k you and grab the other girls @$$. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you’re taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it’s going to be really special then take her to a burning tyre yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you’re really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear “…because I can.”

9. Introduce her to your friends as “some chick”. Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she’s cold…and not by giving her your jacket… then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say “if you don’t stop b!tching about the cold right now you’re going to be b!tching about a black eye.” The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she’ll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). leave immediately. Come back right when the party’s dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet.

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she’s fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR!

15. Spit often. Girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her never ever tell her, as this will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you’re in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. Girls love pranks.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she’s about to order interrupt and say no she’s not hungry. Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts……and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell.

21. When its raining keep asking her if she’s crying. She’ll say no its just the rain. Ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to “stop crying you f**king baby”. Girls like a tough man.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. If you’re listening to music on your ipod and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she’ll think you’re mysterious.

24. Remember her birthday but don’t get her something. Teach her material objects aren’t important. The only thing that’s important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

25. If she’s mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at home at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you’re going to tell her a special surprise. Now she’ll be really excited. Then don’t call.

(found by jake…who else)

Zeroes
parody of Heroes

mwahzersssss
and
AHHH SCHOOOL IS BACK
what type of vacataion was that?

–nisa

saturdayyy nightt

its a saturday night..and i’m spending it watching videos on youtubee…ahhh

So yeh, heres a video i was watching from ‘Jackass 2′..i know the thing came out ages ago but eh..watch it – its worth it..haha

k…imma go watch some other stuff…nights ppl =))

–mayy

Rainy Days.

So today me and may figured that we should CHEEEEEEL
and well we went to QLAP MALLL for like an hour i nkow wow amazing. nd our plans didnt go so well cus it was raining and we were going to rba with jakeo and toma . SO THEY CAME nd we came and it twas raining and they all bought swimming shtuff but me. so i borrowed shorts and a stinger top from jake(dont worry i was wearing undergarments) AND so off we went and it was raining then we all jumped into the pool and yup and i got thrown in a couple of times. ehem. and then we went to the playground while we were dripping wet and it was pouring and we went down the slippery slide and i was like. oh this isnt so bad. then i was like SHITTTT ahah your ass tends to hurt when you skid across grass. and thenn and then and thennnnn we went back into the pool. then we got dressed and yup
twas so awesomeee playing in the rain running around. haha

weeeeee
KICKASS
anyway heres a video that my bro bro told me to watch.
beware, there are thongs!

can you only imagine what would happen if they did that in brunei. haha god bless america

GARR…farging pissed

– there’s gonna be some swearing in this post =)

Heres what happened, I was in the middle of some dream..a pretty nice one too might I add. But then all of a sudden some fuckers start drillling next door, and they don’t drill like normal people. No, they do it like retards *DRILLLLLLL …stop for a sec…..DRILLLLLL. stop…DRILLLL stop* and this goes on forever..GARRR…i woke up, looked at my clock and it was like 7:40 or something…who the fuck does construction and shart that early on a friday morning?!?!?!

STUPID FUCKERSSS! YOU BITCHES WOKE ME UP SO FUCKNIG EARLY! GARRRRRRH

So yesh, i tried to get back to sleep for bout half an hour or so…but that obviously didn’t work coz i’m here telling you what happened….PSHTTTTTTTTTTT FUCKERS..i swear – imma stab those muthafuckers in the eye if they do that tomorrow morning. And another thing bout these fuckers that pissess me off..QUIT TRYING TO LOOK AT ME WHILE I’M OUTSIDE OR IN THE KITCHEN…i should just give you the finger next time..GARRRRR

And our beloved old,fogey guests….PLEASE GO AWAY! i am not in any mood to be playing host to you old people right now. Thank god my parents have taken you out this morning all the way to Tutong..HAH..HAVE FUN BIATCH!

What a shithole our mock “mock exams” are. Gay fuks thinks its fun to give us them…psshht

——–K, swearing has ended =)

Wow, what a load off my back, i’ve actually been pissed off at a number of things lately and this is the first time its kinda got to me..haha. I could’ve mentioned more things but beh…maaaaaaaaaayybe not.

h. anyways check out this video from jackass2..its pretttyy funny coz Bam gets a dick farm branded on his ass hahaha

/plainn?meepo