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so anyhootz me and may were being weird and putting on weird accents at dairy queen.
and.. weee found it funny dont know about you…ahaehae

watch ussss
lol

SEcxy

i like to
smile while people worry about exams…hehe.

–nisa and may

WEEEEE know youve missed us you butt monkey banana munchkins curry puffs,you

WEEEEEEEE
alrighty thenners
here is our postttttttt…
..
K the clean stuff first, then the tad bit naughty stuff kehekeheke.
oh righttt our next subject in bio iss the reproductive system, meeeowrrrr. guess who wants to sit next to eachother so everyone can hear them snickering.. chyeaa you got that righttttt. i just had icecream

THE POWAH, of the BANANA (i took alot of em off… but you know you lover bananas mehe)

Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst
people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a
banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein
that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve
your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS: Forget the pills – eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains
regulates blood glucose levels, which can
affect your mood.

Brain Power:200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were
helped through their exams this year by eating banahelped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast,
break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown
that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils
more alert.

Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help
restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without
resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana
milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with
the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the
milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing
the affected area with the inside of a banana skin.

Sexings: Bananas will help kill sperm which people will take into consideration thus no longer the need of spending money to purchase unnecessary condoms. ahah im jk you horny monkeys. ahah. ahh.

Smoking &Tobacco Use: Bananas can also help people trying to give up
smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and
magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of
nicotine withdrawal.

Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the
heartbeat, sends oxygen to the
brain and regulates your body’s water balance. When we are stressed, our
metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can
be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

 Tee hee hee its ME! yesh yesh exams are still goinggg on and so far i’ve bullshited most of them..mwahah tomorrowss papier 4 for maths and golly gosh-hosh i am getting tired of all this studying! behmheh..Anyways, we have lots of things in store for you lovely patootahs to watch. okay okay okay…are you ready? are you really ready? are ya sure????

OKAYYYYY then this is where all the innocent-clean minded patootahs should turn away..and all you horny devils should scroll down!

CONTRIBUTED BYYY MAYMOOOOO
ORGASMS UNDER HYPNOSIS

DONT MASTERBATE AT WORK, you might get caught, on video then broadcasted on youtube

And our original, condoms. contributed by nisaamoo?

PULLIT CONDOMS

DONT HAVE BALLONS? MAKE STRESS CONDOMS

IF THERE ARE THREE GUYS, why did he even bring a condom?
hmmm?

Yups, i dont get some of the stuff in this but maybe youuuu willl

This ones kinda weird……but oh wells

BARBIEEEEE

PEEEEE

—-T & R (May) … and FYP (Nisa) ©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©

I saw this and went…”ew…”

 

Don’t you agree? I mean…i do love my chucks but phwwwoofie, this is just too much! Look at it! its sofahooogalah-ing UGLY! Even a blind person would go “AHHHHHHHH….for the love of babooons TAKE OFF THOSE SHOES..THEY”RE HORRIBLE! “

It’s groossssss…it reminds me of some…….. oh my,theres nothing i can compare it to gahhh.its that FUGLY! I am at a loss of words…i swear…this is worse than the time i found out Nike owned Converse!

AH-HAH! maybe THATS why this shoe is so fugly..its coz NIKE DID IT!

 

If i see any of u wearing these..i’ll tear ‘em off ure tinky tiny feet and throw them off a cliff

wooah….i dunno what i just pressed on the keyboard…but the sentence inflated and went uber big!

harhar…anywaysss no a lighter note: revising is coming along in a good sorta way..haha…geo and economics revision is being a bitch though hahha..and many of you who take the same classes will certainly agree. But maths…phwwoofie…i’m doing okay ( i THINK) tee hee…well thats all for now.

G’night my petit patootahs….i don’t know bout you but…patootahs sounds kinda ..well ya know….funny to me..tee hee…neways…cya on tuesdayyss!

 AH SHIT! THERES A HI-TOP TOOO!! …….i’m traumatised

 

Behmheh. BANANAAA

wooo – i’ve been so caught up revising for the upcoming math exams that i haven’t had the time to post anything up. hah. Nothing interesting has happened over the past week or two, just revising,revising annnnnndddd revising – however, i’m still kinda sick, how gay is that? i think i’m slowly dying mwahha….*sigh*… even though i’m trying to keep my spirits up for the whole crappy exam week its becoming impossible, and i don’t really know why. Just kinda feel like giving up and going “aw screw it!” to everything…behmheh

 

Anyways, heres something very educational for ya =D

 

Love -the person thats dying from fits of coughs-

ps. don’t steal…stealing is bad…very bad come up with your own ideasss losahs.

 

 

weeeeeeeeeeeee
now onto the better half, MEEE haha. omggggggggodassss i havent reviesed at alll yett for anythingg. yesterday i wasnt feeling too well so it ook the day off and todayy well its 4 and im still doing drama coursework haha and i havent started that gay math packet for “revising” weeeeee and is till need to revise for geo and igit. YAY
ahah oh boy i am a lucky soul…
so so.. lucky.
i picked all the right classes
so… lucky……………
hmm. i think luck has turned its back on me, i wish i could have like super luck . LOLer pops.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
life seems to be so hectic with everything im supposed to be doing, and im doing the complete opposite, which i dont think i should be doing.
but oh wells.
ill start soon.
i promise. kekeehekehekhek

pacmannn

weeeeeeeeeee
mocks comingup
weeeeeee
getting an unusual amount of work at the same time
weeeeeeee
teachers really know how to give us work and exams at the same time.
weeeee
…..erm erm.
HOPE YOU LIKE THE PACMAN PICKATUREE. i mean. pac woman

–nisa