RUSSSEELLL!!

MWAHAHAHA – a couple of days ago i made a post about Russell Peters Outsourced and provided all of you with a link to watch it – and then i took off the post coz those videos were made private meaning you couldn’t watch them unless you were friends with the user. However it seems that the user has kindly made them public again for everyone to watch! MWAHAHAH

NOW GO MY LITTLE CURRY PUFFSSS!! WATCH ALL 8 PARTS BEFORE ITS TAKEN OFF FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS OR BEFORE IT GOES PRIVATE AGAIN!

OVER HEREEEEEE !

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOWWWWWWW!!

Nothing says ‘i love you’ like a bullet in the ass

Mannn…this term break has been peerty boring BUT recently (actually today) i found a whole doo dah of Russell Peters in NYC, doing his stuff on Intense Comedy Night there! I watched the whole sha-bang, however i’ve graciously picked out the best parts for y’all to go watch – IF you’re bored like myself! I first saw this ages ‘n’ AGESssssSS ago on my brothers laptop but then he left – mmm yeh. So finding this was on youtube was farging great coz it kept my mind off all the other boring stuff i should be doing.mwahah…i love procrastinating =D

Part 4 – dwarves. hot girls and their ugly friends.

Part 5- continues on bout hot girls . hot deaf girls . generic moans (orgasms) . sex . tourette’s. the english accent.

Part 6- sex.Indians.Bollywood movies.

Part 7 – more on bollywood movies.

Do check those vids out – its the funniest stuff i’ve seen in months. ENJOYYYYY!!

Love MAY

 

bored outta my mind.

this holiday hasn’t been much of a holiday so far. I’m so bored its not even funny to poke fun at anymore. Today, i’ve sucessfully wasted nearly 8 hours in front of the computer(watching dvds,vids on youtube and chatting) – behegege. Oh oh! check out this awesome ringding i made while chatting to mayanne ….”bumpety booooo, goes ah choo and hes like ‘wheres the loo?’…’ oh my god i’m spilling goo!’…’help me or shooo coz you give me the flu!’ ” as you can see…thats how bored i was.

Now,my little curry puffs!, go do something more productive then sit here reading a weird person blabber on about abosolutely nothing!!!                        Love MAY 

who’s gay?…he’s gay!

haha…Today I went out to watch 300 with a whole bunch of awesome curry puffs, anyways – the movie was farging awesome except for this gay looking dude, covered in piercings and stuff! He wore golden brieefs…perrty fancy for a persian guy!

Check out this shot from the film…i couldn’t stop laughing haha its like “WOOOOOOO…is he considering to bang that guy?” i’d write more about what i was thinking bout this picture but i won’t..might not be suitable for some people.hhaha.

so yeh,we saw/met gazillions of ppl we knew man! perrrtty FERRRKY!! but twas kool.

We then ate at pizza hut and wandered round the mall, i ended up buying some dvds which i plan to watch over the next couple of days. so yeh..shud be fun-ish.I hope you all have an awesome holiday! cya when skool startsss.

Love — MAYYYY

leaving off to switz :)

hey y’all i know may and i havent updated in such a long time and you’ve all missed your “entertainment” Blog. well anyhoo im off to switerzland today!
the time difference is switz is basically 6 hours behind brunei time. im first going to go to dubai and wait in the airplane till they refuel then off to london, then to switz, then a 2 hour bus drive up to the mountains. at least thats what i recall.
ill be gone from the 16th-25th and on the 25th im arriving at 16:30 (+1)
and tonight i have to be at the airport at around 5 and the flight leaves at 8:15!
well ill miss all of you so dearly, and i hope you miss me too
text me if you get that bored teehee

take care and i hope you all have a kickass holiday!
contact me when im back so we can plan something aiiighthththt

–nisa
p.s. may should do a bery bery good job of entertaining you guys for 9 days while im gone

Muara Beach

Okay well BGIC is over it was quite a fun experiance. Next year i am definately shooting for Chair as the Chairs of Forum 2 human rights know how inspired i was by what they could do i want to do it too! i like the power. MEHE This is me. “you, delegate yes you come here. Floor secretaries turn off the light.” *SLAP* “AHH MY ASSS” BWAHAHAHA
im jk
well today my long long long long long time ago friend all the way from Pakistan is sleeping over since its her last night here. She was here on a tennis tournament. Ive known her since kindergarten and we met because shes my moms friends daughter and so shes a family friend so yup! we went down to muara beach since all the reception kids were having a get together and my mom is subbing there so we decided to join. Its quite nice! i didnt know that, maybe next time we should arrange for like a day at the beach and stuff the water was warm. HAHAHAAH. After that we went to Kampung Ayer to have Satay, she really enjoyed the chicken satay and i enjoyed the teh tarik. mmmm teh tarik HAHA.
Now we’re home and shes talking to her mom on the telphonono.

–nisaaaaaaaaa

mm my name in the sand!

mehe! our asses got wet in the water, thats her btw

i didnt know it was cleanish otaayy i thought the water would be brown

Dont worry ISB will clean up all of that trash, they should make it illegal to throw trash in the beach and ppl should bring their own plastic bags to throw their trash in. Just like in Oman, oh the beaches were quite nice.

mehe the kitty cat sat righttt next to us i think it wanted some foodings, or loveeeee

MWAHAH BEYONCE BEYONCE!

Beautiful Liar- i like the lyrics woman and its easy to get beyonce and shakira mixed up in this but if your smart, like meeeee. thennn youll be able to know which one is which

Upgrade U- Yes she does work hard mm i love this woman.

yay.!

I got my internet yesterday…WOO HOOOOOO!!! anyways…i heard this new song by Mychemicalromance (MCR) which is perrrrrrrty kool..take a peek at the new vid its titled ” I don’t love you “

another kickass song is “clothes off” by Gymclass Heroes ft. Patrick stump from FOB…a tad addicting so have alisten!

i’d post up more things..but right now i’m too farging lazy to. ah…but BGIC has come and gone, twas perrrrty fun and i’ll probably join next year!m mm…i’m tired woooooogie woooooggie wooooogie

MAY T&R